Hurts So Good

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Philadelphia Eagles star quarterback Jalen Hurts is officially hurting too much and will not play against the Dallas Cowboys this weekend in a match-up of National Football Conference (NFC) East Division rivals.

So, the tables are turned.

When these two familiar adversaries faced off in Philadelphia earlier this season, Dallas starting quarterback Dak Prescott was unable to play. Unfortunately, the Eagles soared to victory in that battle.

But this time with Hurts grounded, hopefully the Cowboys will be able to capitalize and get a much-needed victory after they were left reeling from what transpired in Jacksonville last weekend that we won’t talk about at all here.

I still believe in America’s Team. And I’m confident this Hurts-less Philly bunch won’t be in such a jolly mood at all after Dallas dismantles them as a joyous Jerry World crowd celebrates in style on Christmas Eve.

Here’s wishing that the Eagles will Hurts so good and play so bad this weekend.

And make it a Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry, Merry Christmas for Cowboys Nation!!!

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