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Sooner Chris

Sooner Chris, here!

I’m a follower of Jesus Christ and a Father of 3, 2 amazing boys and a beautiful daughter. I’ve been in Northwest Arkansas for 20+ years. I got a job right out of college as a Graphic Designer  at Walmart thanks to my resume wall clock, which managed to catch everyone’s attention. I’m an Okie who although isn’t FROM Muskogee, my younger sister lives there, so the song still counts. Thanks, Merle! 

My love for art, sports, and stand-up comedy are part of the motivation to create the ideal vocal outlet that is Sideline Hecklers. Like my fellow Hecklers, I’m also a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, and like most other fans, think we’re going to win it all every year. Call it a curse. Call it unbridled enthusiasm. Whatever you choose, it’s a roller-coaster all season long, and usually ends in a crash of epic proportions!

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I have a twin brother who of course roots for the rival Washington Commanders, have twin younger siblings, all living in Oklahoma, and another sister who lives in Texas. My favorite players growing up were Emmit Smith, Troy Aikman, and Barry Sanders. One of my least favorite players is Boomer Esiason, who I sent my best card to him through now ‘snail mail’ asking him to sign, and although he did sign the card, it was a less valuable card worth maybe a nickel. With his signature, maybe a dollar. Either way, I’m hoping one day, he’ll do the right thing and give me my card back. Every time I cheer ‘Boomer Sooner’ while cheering on my Sooners, I think about it to this day. Do the right thing, Boomer.

Heckle On, America! 

Boomer Sooner!

God Bless.

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