Hecklers Week #13 Predictions, Ready for ‘Turkey Day’

The Sideline Hecklers are releasing our Week #13 College Football and Dallas Cowboys Predictions early to get ready for a long Thanksgiving weekend filled with lots and lots of turkey and all the delicious sides, as well as plenty of pigskin pandemonium to stuff us all.

READY FOR THE GAME (OHIO STATE AT MICHIGAN) 

As the regular season comes to a close, #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon are hoping our favorite teams (Arkansas Razorbacks and Oklahoma Sooners) finish strong. Regardless of what transpires with ‘our’ Razorbacks and Sooners on Friday afternoon, it’s Saturday’s epic showdown between the visiting #2 Ohio State Buckeyes and host #3 Michigan Wolverines that is sure to get the attention of college football fanatics everywhere with all that will be at stake when these longtime hated Big Ten rivals collide.

HOG WILD, SOONER BOOMER 

While #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon are likely ready to see this season end for ‘their’ Hogs, it would be nice to close things out on a good note by knocking off visiting Head Coach Eli Drinkwitz’s #9 Missouri Tigers. On the other hand, #SoonerChris knows ‘his’ Sooners still have plenty at stake as they might possibly still earn a Big 12 title game berth with a win over a visiting TCU Horned Frogs squad that has fallen on hard times after reaching last year’s college football championship game.

#RANDOMRANDY RULES

Before sharing this week’s slate of games, here’s a quick check of how things are progressing with #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon in our friendly Predictions contest. Without going into any of the details, it was a forgettable week for #SoonerChris (4-7) and #LowedownDon (5-6). Begrudgingly, we say kudos to #RandomRandy (9-2) who put together a stellar performance with his picks.

In the overall standings, it just couldn’t be much closer with #RandomRandy and LowedownDon (84-46) deadlocked at the top, while #SoonerChris (81-49) is only three games off the pace.

Here’s our complete list of Week #13 games...

#9 Missouri Tigers at Arkansas Razorbacks

TCU Horned Frogs at #13 Oklahoma Sooners

#2 Ohio State Buckeyes at #3 Michigan Wolverines

#8 Alabama Crimson Tide at Auburn Tigers

#5 Florida State Seminoles at Florida Gators

#1 Georgia Bulldogs at Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets

Texas A&M Aggies at #14 LSU Tigers

#12 Ole Miss Rebels at Mississippi State Bulldogs

North Carolina Tar Heels at North Carolina State Wolfpack

UTSA Roadrunners at Tulane Green Wave

Washington Commanders at Dallas Cowboys

ON THE SAME PAGE

After all the dust settles this weekend, the overall standings aren’t likely to change much at all, especially since #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon have decided to go with identical winners on seven of our 11 games.

As for our differences, #LowedownDon is taking ‘his’ Hogs to upset Missouri, while #SoonerChris and #RandomRandy figure the visiting Tigers will win just as predicted.

Meanwhile, #RandomRandy has UTSA going on the road and defeating Tulane. That’s not how #SoonerChris and #LowedownDon see it, as they say the Green Wave will prevail.

In a couple of the rivalry games this weekend, #SoonerChris has both Ohio State and Florida celebrating victories over Michigan and Florida State, respectively. Conversely, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon predict the Wolverines and Seminoles to come away with wins.

It’s time to see how it all plays out with lots of Heckling on the horizon. So, here’s our Week #13 Predictions…

#SoonerChris

Missouri

Oklahoma

Ohio State 

Alabama

Florida

Georgia

LSU

Ole Miss

North Carolina

Tulane

Dallas

#RandomRandy

Missouri

Oklahoma

Michigan

Alabama

Florida State

Georgia

LSU

Ole Miss

North Carolina

UTSA

Dallas

#LowedownDon 

Arkansas

Oklahoma

Michigan

Alabama

Florida State

Georgia

LSU

Ole Miss

North Carolina

Tulane

Dallas

 

 

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