Hecklers Share Week #9 College Football, Dallas Cowboys Picks

It’s time for another spectacular Saturday of college football and the Sideline Hecklers are ready to see how everything unfolds throughout the day and night, while sharing our expert opinions on a full slate of Week #9 matchups that we figure to be of particular interest.

WEEKLY REVIEW

Once again, before getting into today’s picks, here’s a quick look back at how things played out for #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon with their Week #8 predictions.

Overall, the Hecklers combined for a so-so 19-11 record amongst the three of us. Individually, it was #SoonerChris and #LowedownDon who led the way at 7-3, while #RandomRandy had a tougher week on his way to a 5-5 finish.

Through eight full weeks, it’s #LowedownDon leading the way at 59-27, with #RandomRandy close behind at 57-29 and #SoonerChris well within striking distance at 54-32.

SOONERS GIVE #SOONERCHRIS REASON TO SMILE

As for our favorite teams, #SoonerChris continues to smile big after ‘his’ Oklahoma Sooners stayed unbeaten, while holding off Head Coach Gus Malzahn’s UCF squad last weekend.

NOT SO HIGH ON THE HOGS

On the other hand, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon are ready for basketball after ‘their’ Arkansas Razorbacks suffered a sixth straight setback, this time falling to Mississippi State 7-3 in an agonizingly atrocious performance that left fans all across this state completely dejected and disheartened with how disastrous this season has turned out.

Of course, #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedonDon know exactly what will transpire this weekend. If you don’t believe us, just ask us and we’ll tell you.

And with that, here’s our Week #9 complete list of games…

#6 Oklahoma Sooners at Kansas Jayhawks

#1 Georgia Bulldogs at Florida Gators

#8 Oregon Ducks at #13 Utah Utes

#20 Duke Blue Devils at #18 Louisville Cardinals

#3 Ohio State Buckeyes at Wisconsin Badgers

#21 Tennessee Volunteers at Kentucky Wildcats

Wyoming Cowboys at Boise State Broncos

Colorado Buffaloes at #23 UCLA Bruins

BYU Cougars at #7 Texas Longhorns

UNLV Rebels at Fresno State Bulldogs

Los Angeles Rams at Dallas Cowboys

There is likely to be some separation this weekend as #SoonerChris, #RandomRandy and #LowedownDon are finding consensus between the three of them with picking Georgia, Tennessee and the Dallas Cowboys as winners this weekend.

Not really sure if #LowedownDon has a specific strategy or not, but he’s decided to go a different direction entirely on six games, including his pick of unranked Kansas to ‘upset’ Oklahoma, which didn’t sit so well with #SoonerChris.

Predicting ‘his’ Sooners to lose apparently seems like a ridiculous idea as far as #SoonerChris is concerned.

Here’s the exact text message from #SoonerChris to #LowedownDon for going against ‘Boomer Sooner’. Chris Kerklin to Don Lowe: “… And KU? What an idiot.”

There’s nothing better than Heckling. And with that, here’s our individual picks…

#SoonerChris

Oklahoma

Georgia

Oregon

Duke

Wisconsin

Tennessee

Boise State

Colorado

Texas

Fresno State

Dallas

#RandomRandy

Oklahoma

Georgia

Oregon

Duke

Ohio State

Tennessee

Boise State

Colorado

Texas

UNLV

Dallas

#LowedownDon

Kansas

Georgia

Utah

Louisville

Wisconsin

Tennessee

Wyoming

UCLA

BYU

Fresno State

Dallas

 

 

 

 

 

 

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