Well, make no mistake about it, your Sideline Hecklers (#RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon) are simply not at our best quite yet with the typical ‘spot-on’ Predictions of College Football & Dallas Cowboys games that is expected of us.
NOT-SO-SUPERB SOOTHSAYING AFTER ALL
As our records show – and, unfortunately, the numbers reflect it all too clearly – through three weeks of not-so-superb soothsaying, we’re barely above water.
A quick – and painful – look back at Week #3 shows that all three Hecklers (#RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon) finished with not-so-great 6-5 records.
RECORDS NOT WORTH MENTIONING
Overall, it’s #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon leading the way at 17-15, while #RandomRandy is a few games off the pace at 13-19.
Although we’re confident we’ll turn things around in a big way this weekend, Week #4 didn’t get off to a good start at all for the three of us with our Prediction of a #22 ranked host Nebraska Cornhuskers victory over the visiting #22 ranked Illinois Fighting Illini.
Even so, as another Saturday of wall-to-wall college football action looms large, #RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon know that our fortunes are about to change in a big way.
HOGS, SOONERS IN SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE SHOWDOWNS
We’ll be keeping our eyes focused fully on how the teams we like best (Arkansas Razorbacks & Oklahoma Sooners) fare today in a couple of key Southeastern Conference showdowns.
Here’s the complete list of games for our Week #4 slate…
#24 Illinois Fighting Illini (3-0) at #22 Nebraska Cornhuskers (3-0)
Arkansas Razorbacks (2-1) at Auburn Tigers (2-1)
Arizona State Sun Devils (3-0) at Texas Tech Red Raiders (2-1)
#12 Utah Utes (3-0) at #14 Oklahoma Sooners (3-0)
Michigan State Spartans (3-0) at Boston College Eagles (2-1)
Iowa Hawkeyes (2-1) at Minnesota Golden Gophers (2-1)
Kansas Jayhawks (1-2) at West Virginia Mountaineers (1-2)
TCU Horned Frogs (2-1) at SMU Mustangs (2-1)
Baylor Bears (2-1) at Colorado Buffaloes (2-1)
Interestingly, we only match Predictions for three of the 10 games on today’s schedule, so there will be some separation in our overall records with at least one of us finally beginning to show off the College Football & Dallas Cowboys know-it-all knowledge amongst your hallowed Hecklers.
#SOONERCHRIS GOES WITH HEART, NOT BRAIN
Of course, #SoonerChris can’t help himself in Predicting that Oklahoma will be victorious. What an idiot. But, not surprising #SoonerChris is going with his heart instead of his brain. (He obviously doesn’t have a brain.)
Here’s our individual Predictions for today’s games…
#RandomRandy
Nebraska
Auburn
Texas Tech
Oklahoma State
Tennessee
Boston College
Iowa
Kansas
TCU
Colorado
#SoonerChris
Nebraska
Auburn
Arizona State
Utah
Oklahoma
Boston College
Iowa
Kansas
SMU
Baylor
#LowedownDon
Nebraska
Auburn
Arizona State
Oklahoma State
Tennessee
Boston College
Minnesota
West Virginia
SMU
Colorado
#RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon know this is the day when we PROVE we’re back and better than ever. We DO know our College Football & Dallas Cowboys. We WILL Heckle Proud & Heckle Loud all day long. So, join the fun & Heckle with us.