It’s Time to Heckle Week #9 College Football

Your Sideline Hecklers are definitely on a roll right now. We are showing all of you that our expertise and knowledge of College Football and the Dallas Cowboys is legit.

Well, at least two of us (#RandomRandy & #LowedownDon) have this all figured out now. Unfortunately, though, our fellow Heckler (#SoonerChris) continues to  be a train wreck, similarly to the way his Oklahoma Sooners offense is operating these days as well.

It’s #RandomRandy who has really surged of late and he followed up a spectacular performance two weeks ago by putting together an outstanding 7-3 effort in Week #8, while #LowedownDon managed a respectable 6-4 ledger. As for #SoonerChris, he was a forgettable 3-7 and just continues to make the dumbest picks week after week after week.

In the overall standings, #LowedownDon (49-36) continues to lead the way, although #Random Randy (47-38) is hot on his heels. And, #SoonerChris (39-46) is bringing up the rear with a lot of work to do if he hopes to mount a comeback.

Turning our full attention to Week #9 games, a ranked-versus-ranked Southeastern Conference game in College Station, Texas (#8 LSU Tigers at #14 Texas A&M Aggies) is likely the biggest game nationally today and your Hecklers are excited to see how this one plays out as well.

Your Hecklers are testing ourselves with several games on this week’s schedule that might not be headliners, including a Division II matchup that has the Concord Mountain Lions (0-7) and West Virginia Wesleyan Bobcats (0-7) both hoping to get their first W of 2024.

Here’s our complete list of Week #9 games we’re Predicting this weekend…

Syracuse Orange (5-1) at #19 Pittsburgh Panthers (6-0)

#12 Notre Dame Fighting Irish (6-1) at #24 Navy Midshipmen (6-0) 

Arkansas Razorbacks (4-3) at Mississippi State Bulldogs (1-6) 

Maryland Terrapins (4-3) at Minnesota Golden Gophers (4-3)

Texas Tech Red Raiders (5-2) at TCU Horned Frogs (4-3)

#8 LSU Tigers (6-1) at #14 Texas A&M Aggies (6-1) 

Oklahoma State Cowboys (3-4) at Baylor Bears (3-4)

Oregon State Beavers (4-3) at California Golden Bears (3-4)

Michigan State Spartans (4-3) at Michigan Wolverines (4-3)

Concord Mountain Lions (0-7) at West Virginia Wesleyan Bobcats (0-7)

Maybe we should have stayed away from Predicting our Arkansas Razorbacks road trip to Starkville, Mississippi to take on the Mississippi State Bulldogs today. But, we didn’t, and interestingly your lifelong Hogs fans (#RandomRandy & #LowedownDon) apparently are not confident we’ll be going Hog Wild with how this one plays out.

There’s not a consensus with the LSU/Texas A&M game amongst the three of us either. On the other hand, we are only on the same page together in Predicting that Notre Dame will sink Navy and Minnesota should handle Maryland.

Here’s our individual Predictions for Week #9 games…

#RandomRandy

Syracuse

Notre Dame

Mississippi State

Minnesota

TCU

Texas A&M

Oklahoma State

California

Michigan State

West Virginia Wesleyan

#SoonerChris 

Syracuse

Notre Dame

Arkansas

Minnesota

Texas Tech 

LSU

Baylor

Oregon State

Michigan

Concord 

#LowedownDon 

Pittsburgh

Notre Dame

Mississippi State

Minnesota

TCU

Texas A&M

Baylor

California

Michigan

West Virginia Wesleyan

It’s time to Heckle Loud, and Heckle Proud. Come On!!! Heckle with Us!!! Heckle, Heckle, Heckle!!!

 

 

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