Sure hate to admit it, but the struggles for your Sideline Hecklers (#RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon) are real as we continue to make College Football & Dallas Cowboys Predictions that simply SUCK. It just seems like we’re IDIOTS when it comes to ‘picking’ the right winners.
Instead of being able to brag that we REALLY are your resident KNOW-IT-ALL EXPERTS when it comes to College Football & the Dallas Cowboys, we’re coming across as FRAUDS. It’s so embarrassing.
HECKLERS LOOK TO BOUNCE BACK AFTER BRUTAL WEEK
Nonetheless, after going through a brutal WEEK #6 when #LowedownDon barely finished with his head above water at 6-5, while #RandomRandy & #SoonerChris were a dismal & forgettable 3-8 and 4-7, respectively, WE ARE READY TO RIGHT OUR WRONGS and show that in Week #7 we REALLY ARE THE EXPERTS AT PREDICTING College Football & Dallas Cowboys games that we’ve always been.
Yes indeed, we are ready to round into CHAMPIONSHIP FORM this weekend.
HECKLERS FIRED UP
There’s nothing better than a trio of tremendous ranked-versus-ranked matchups (#2 Ohio State Buckeyes at #3 Oregon Ducks, #1 Texas Longhorns squaring off against #18 Oklahoma Sooners in the Red River Rivalry, and #9 Ole Miss Rebels at #13 LSU Tigers) to get #RandomRandy, #SoonerChris & #LowedownDon fired up for today’s terrific slate of games.
Here’s the complete list of Week #7 games we’re Predicting this weekend…
Washington Huskies (4-2) at Iowa Hawkeyes (3-2)
#1 Texas Longhorns (5-0) / #18 Oklahoma Sooners (4-1)
California Golden Bears (3-2) at #22 Pittsburgh Panthers (5-0)
#2 Ohio State Buckeyes (5-0) at #3 Oregon Ducks (5-0)
#9 Ole Miss Rebels (5-1) at #13 LSU Tigers (4-1)
Vanderbilt Commodores (3-2) at Kentucky Wildcats (3-2)
#18 Kansas State Wildcats (4-1) at Colorado Buffaloes (4-1)
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers (4-1) at James Madison Dukes (4-1)
#11 Iowa State Cyclones (5-0) at West Virginia Mountaineers (3-2)
Washington State Cougars (4-1) at Fresno State Bulldogs (3-2)
#SOONERCHRIS STAYS LOYAL TO ‘HIS’ SOONERS
Of course, #SoonerChris refuses to go against his beloved Sooners and even though #RandomRandy & #LowedownDon DESPISE the HATED ‘HORNS, the two of us just don’t see any possibility that Texas loses this Southeastern Conference showdown.
Will #SoonerChris be sulking or celebrating wildly later today? We’ll find out later this afternoon.
#SOONERCHRIS SAYS OLE MISS, OHIO STATE ARE ROAD WARRIORS
As for the other big-time SEC game today, #SoonerChris seems to think (he’s wrong) that Head Coach Lane Kiffen’s Rebels will invade Death Valley at LSU and come away victorious. On the other hand, #RandomRandy & #LowedownDon say Head Coach Brian Kelly’s Tigers will prevail.
Likewise, #SoonerChris seems to think (wrong again) Head Coach Ryan Day’s Buckeyes will go on the road and notch a W over Oregon. However, #RandomRandy & #LowedownDon figure the Ducks will quack their way to victory.
Here’s are complete list of Individual Predictions for all 11 games this weekend with our differences in bold typeface…
#RandomRandy
Washington
Texas
Pittsburgh
Oregon
LSU
Kentucky
Kansas State
James Madison
Iowa State
Washington State
Detroit Lions
#SoonerChris
Washington
Oklahoma
Pittsburgh
Ohio State
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
Kansas State
Coastal Carolina
Iowa State
Washington State
Dallas Cowboys
#LowedownDon
Iowa
Texas
Pittsburgh
Oregon
LSU
Kentucky
Colorado
James Madison
Iowa State
Washington State
Dallas Cowboys
It’s time to start Heckling. Heckle Loud. Heckle Proud.
